Have Safe Sleep
August 23rd 2007 11:18 am
Screw condoms…okay actually condoms are a good thing, but it’s not like you wear them when you just go to sleep by yourself in your big beg crying as you pleasure yourself…right?
For added bedroom safety, get a new night stand. This one changes from a table to a shield and club. Sweet!
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About the author... Daniel Huckstep is a software engineer(ing student) at the University of Alberta. He enjoys all aspects of computers and their software, reptiles, guitar and music creation, reading, and macaroni salad. 
eada
responded on 23 Aug 2007 at 5:37 pm #
HAHAHA! You’re too fucking hilarious..where do you find this random shit?
darkhelmet
responded on 23 Aug 2007 at 7:37 pm #
I subscribe to a lot of RSS feeds